The Republic of The OFO is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 3.691 billion OFOians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.1%.

The very strong OFOian economy, worth 194 trillion rubledollars a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 52,604 rubledollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 260,682 per year while the poor average 6,019, a ratio of 43.3 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem. The OFO's national animal is the hawk.

The OFO is ranked 240,084^th in the world and 7,726^th in Suspicious for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 111.99 on the Gilded Widget Scale.